Shmendrick 

An unintentional rhyme that someone makes.

>"I was walking down the street, and realized i needed to eat!"

-"WOAH!!!, that rhymed!"

>"It's just a shmendrick, man, calm down"

Shmendrick by WordMaker3000 January 7, 2014

Shmendrick 

British slang for an absolute idiot, someone entirely stupid

Carl you’re such a fucking Shmendrick

Shmendrick by Thereal_Saul_Blumberg February 20, 2021

shmedricks 

Shmedricks is a fictional disease whose symptoms include boredom, apathy, procrastination, laziness, and lack of motivation.

Originally a reference from the TV series Full House.

Wife: "We should get groceries and do some laundry tonight."

Husband: "Nah, you go without me. I have too much shmedricks disease."

shmedricks by B. Stramer April 20, 2009

Shmendrik 

A real jerk, an idiot, a dumbass, someone who is clueless.

no more room in this car wait for the next damn train you Shmendrik.

Shmendrik by dkarez4u May 17, 2005

sendrick 

The ship name for Anna Kendrick and Brittany Snow.

Did you see how cute sendrick was during pitch perfect press?

sendrick by Abwow June 22, 2016

Shandrick 

A mythical creature, much like a Leprechaun, ManBearPig or Obi-Wan Kenobi. Shandrick only appears once yearly between Christmas and New Years Eve in the Pacific Northwest, usually resulting in a massive gathering for celebration.

Did you go to Shandrick last night?

Dude, Shandrick was out of control...as usual...

Q: OMG! What happened to your face?
A: Shandrick

Shandrick by The Tiz January 2, 2012

schmendrick 

A stupid and ineffectual nobody.

From Yiddish shmendrik, the name of a character in an operetta by Avrom Goldfaden (1840-1908), Father of Yiddish Theater. (Dictionary.com)

"Nice, isn't it. Go ahead, take it. Here's the thing: That schmendrick that keeps looking over here -- and that one -- he's got a gun. You gotta do, what you gotta do. Stealin'. It's a beautiful thing." (Gatorade commercial featuring Harvey Keitel urging Derek Jeter to steal second base. See it on YouTube)

schmendrick by JSim May 4, 2010