Lolige

A not so common thing people say to either 1 annoy people 2 zone out of class or 3 be theirselfs, it is quite common for pre teens to say this because they like to say lol but that is 90's so they say lolige problem solved

Teacher: bla bla bla bla ble bla bla
Pre teen: Lolige. LOLIGE lolige llooolliiggge
Teacher: OMG r u ok

Lolige by LoLige Ma$ter November 15, 2010

lolige

10 times cooler than lol!
just lolige
it defines itself

lucy:omfg i cant belive we did that last nite
iona:ha ha it was well fun eh?
lucy:ye LOLIGE!!!!

lolige by lucy and iona September 30, 2006

Lolice 

A noun used by the r/Animemes community to describe FBI/Police who would come for them after lewding lolis.

Shit. The lolice are here. HIDE THE HENTAI!

Lolice by TypeRegal May 26, 2018

lolife 

Life in post-postmodern supermodernity. Post-ironic dystopian existence which lacks even a unifying materialistic mythos (pop culture) emblematic of the 90's; and existence is the only joke. Ironically humorless existence

Also Donald Trump is President. Yay for the glorious future!

In the 90's kids aspired to the Nickelodeon life; as a 2017 adult, I can only look forward to the lolife. Even the cartoons are bad

lolife by sandraxine June 20, 2017

Loligasm 

Getting an orgasm from looking at little anime girls.

Jessica: "I heard that our teacher gets a loligasm when he watches anime shows."

Emily: "Eww, that's so gross!"

Teacher: "Hi girls, how's it going?"

Loligasm by EpicLegend18 November 26, 2011

LOLgerism 

VERB
Similar to a spasm; a spasm of uncontrollable audible laughter, usually contageous to nearby dwellers. Ocassionally exhibits itself as a snort, or a loud sarcastic "HA".

Please note LOLgerisms were first observed by doctors in the 16th century, when LOLgerisms were punished by death, usually hanging (which, being an uncomfortable situation, would usually trigger frther LOLgerisms).
Also a fun word to say...LOLgerism...

I went to the funeral yesterday and LOLgerismed...I looked like a beetroot afterwards.

So how did you react when the boss fired you?
I LOLgerismed...

LOLgerism by TheEntertainer26 June 22, 2009

Loliver 

A mesh of two names, specifically, Lilly and Oliver, to denote the shipping of the two sidekicks of Disney's hit tv series, Hannah Montana. A term that is frequently used each time Lilly and Oliver interact with each other on the show.

Loliver was chosen as the name for the shipping of Lillian Truscott and Oliver Oken, either for their friendship or the plausible blossoming love relationship between the two characters. A hot favorite amongst fans who would like to see attraction blossoming between the two bestfriends (and former preschool crushers), Loliver constantly gives fans something to look for when they watch the Hannah Montana show.

Loliver also has their own fansite to unite the lovers of this duo, which can be found at Loliver.2ya.com.

Lilly putting her head on Oliver's shoulder resulted in a small smile by Oliver. Now that's a Loliver moment, I tell ya.

Loliver by Kitera November 8, 2007