garbouflage

The act of hiding a discarded object underneath other garbage, especially when the sight of said object could cause problems.

1. If you don't want your roommate to know you're throwing out their awful CD collection, you'd better be good at garbouflage.
2. Turns out my mom garbouflaged most of my childhood drawings and threw them out.

garbouflage by Ceylon November 15, 2010

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Garbaflage

Hiding or camouflaging valuables in a parked car with junk and trash while running into a store.

You should garbaflage your stuff when we park, this isn't the best neighborhood.

Garbaflage by Jterrifik April 14, 2009

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garnouflage

putting a ton of garnish on top of a poor quality bloody Mary

A bar spends 20 minutes and charges 20 dollars for a bloody Mary with every manner of garnish from cheeseburgers to movie tickets, only to use a crappy pre-mix and rail vodka. Don't garnouflage a poor drink.

garnouflage by Real Bloody May 10, 2014

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garnouflaging

The act of camouflaging a substandard bloody Mary cocktail with excessive garnish

Your cheese burger, celery, and bucket of chicken doesn't excuse this awful bloody Mary. You're garnouflaging me man!

garnouflaging by MyBigFat BloodyMary May 6, 2014

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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