turdular

descriptive of all things relating to shit.

That tramp smells a bit turdular, this fucking job is turdular, thats a turdular looking obstruction in my bog you are a fucking turdular retard

turdular by mr pissflaps March 1, 2004

turdulance 

1. The urge to make a bowel movement while flying on a plane. The victim is hesitant to use the in-flight facilities usually due to embarrassment, anxiety, or laziness. This predicament is often coupled with the fear of having another person waiting to use the facility. Sometimes equated with "prairie-dogging", "the bubble guts", and/or "crowning."

2. Being prevented from leaving one's seat despite having an extreme need to use the restroom.

"Marcy could no longer read Sky Mall--she was experiencing heavy turdulance on her way to Atlanta."

turdulance by artzymorena July 22, 2009

Turdulargestation 

To carry food in the digestive system during the period from consumption of the food to the delivery of the turd through defecation.

Howard is proud of his regularity. He consumes a high fiber diet and enjoys a normal Turdulargestation cycle.

Turdulargestation by Eaton Holgoode July 2, 2009

Turbular 

Often used as a word of excitement, interest. Identical to 'radical' or the more common 'awesome.'

"Man, that roller coaster was turbular!"

Turbular by nightwinging.it December 30, 2018

Turdulater 

Noun
A person who calculates the weight of their turd with a simple equation. Before-After=Turd or B-A=T. They accomplish this by weighing themselves before they sit and after they shit. Which gives them the approximate weight of said Turd.

Verb-Turdulate, Turdulating, Turdulated

"Remember in 'Next Friday' when that guy said, 'I feel five pounds lighter'?"
"Yeah, that movie was funny."
"He must have been an expert turdulater, because I just turdulated and mine was only 2.5 pounds."
"Dude, I told you not to talk about your turds during Jeopardy."
"What's the number for the plumber again?"

Turdulater by pizoozoo August 25, 2011

turdlary 

Entering a bathroom or stall when occupied by a person having a bowel movement.

I was a victim of a turdlary when my roommate barged in while I was taking a dump.

turdlary by Your Social Better February 2, 2018