Eye wash 

1. (Adj.) - something that hurts the eyes to watch.

2. - something done improperly

3. - an action that serves no purpose

Player 1: did you see that outfielder let the ball drop right in front of him?

Player 2: yeah dude, that was eye wash

Eye wash by Dingus45 February 6, 2019

Eye Wash 

The act of getting shampoo/soap in your eye when in the bath or shower

Dude! I totally just had an eye wash in the shower!

Eye Wash by Geri Boo November 9, 2010

Eye Wash Station 

When you're about to cum, you put your dickhole right on her eye and blast.

Last night Ashley never saw that eye wash station coming, now she won't see anything coming for a while.

Eye Wash Station by 666tacos April 10, 2019

Emergency Eye Wash 

When you are receiving a blow job, you instantly pull out and spurt your cum all over her face.

Bob pulled the emergency eye wash stunt on Ann. She was surprised!!

Emergency Eye Wash by sparkman1526 November 1, 2012

Eyewash 

A descriptive term used to describe someone whose presence has no meaningful impact or relevance in a given situation.

A: you see (person C) at the club? He was just standing in the corner being creepy

B: Yea bro, the dude is so eyewash it’s crazy

Eyewash by KLJ13 May 26, 2019

fisherman's eyewash 

Staring directly down a girl's vagina, and stimulating her clitoris until she squirts in your eye.

"How the f**k did Terry get an eye infection?"

"His girlfriend gave him a fisherman's eyewash last night."

fisherman's eyewash by Maciej911 November 30, 2014

Eyewash 

A piece of equipment that is unnecessarily showy.

Person 1: “I just got these bright pink football gloves.”
Coach: “It’s just more eyewash.”

Eyewash by IndigoPotato August 10, 2022