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Pack Smack

When walking up the stairs at school and the person in front of you has a huge backpack and it smacks you in the face. Another way you can endure pack smack is when someone turns suddenly in the hallway, their backpack hits you, thus pushing you over.
Joni just pack smacked me right into those lockers.

Man, That Josh kid totally pack smacked me in the face today.
Pack Smack by plasticbeach November 3, 2010
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Flat pack smack 

When a new guy walks into a gym whos untoned and weak, and a big 6pack bencher smacks him on the belly like hes sticking an expected expiry date sticker on a card board box.
Big weight lifter: >Smack< oi oi get on the tread mill outa way good lad big boys are in the building, stick at it and yal be lifting 16 stone and 3 pounds of that meat your eyeing up you know the one, shell get you revved if you break down. PUMP SOME BLASTARD SHELLS AND DOWN SOME HERCULES POWder!!
Flat pack smacked wimpy dog squert: >gulp<
Flat pack smack by Step lupid July 11, 2023

Smack Pack 

The pack of ten hypodermic needles sold at pharmacies to people without a prescription. Intended for use by diabetics without a prescription in an emergency, but more often used by heroin ("smack") junkies and vagrants.
ex. 1— Hey, Alex just scored a balloon, lets grab a smack pack and chase the dragon.

ex. 2— Billy and I are going to lunch but he forgot his insulin syringes at home so we need to grab a smack pack from Duane Reade
Smack Pack by xreal February 6, 2015

Smack pack m+g combo 

It means the infamous dynamic duo that one man would acquire throughout his college or adult years in which consists of the tendency to gaslight and manipulate woman (or men) and grow one’s strength in those abilities by practice until max m+g capability.
Ex: don’t question woman or else you’ll get the smack pack m+g combo
Smack pack m+g combo by Ilovesaquon November 26, 2024

Snack Pack Sack Attack 

The Snack Pack Sack Attack is quite simply, the result of a young man dipping his testicular sack (ball sack) into a snack pack (pudding), preferably tapioca (for the joy of texture), and then dipping that sack into a young womens mouth (teabag)
ball sack + snack pack + teabag = YES
"Hey remember that time when little Billy passed out in the locker room and Coach Sourbee snack pack sack attacked his ass??"
"yeah, I heard they pressed charges or something"
wearing two pair of tighty-whitey underpants in an attempt to warm the balls
before going ice fishing, Adrian made sure to sack pack so as to avoid shrinkage.
sack pack by the vins April 22, 2006

pack and sack 

When you pack multiple sacks (scrotums) into any such sack. The sacks could include, but are not limited to: underwear, mouths, back packs, etc.
After the guys went streaking, they could only find one pair of underwear. They either had to go commando or pack and sack.
pack and sack by Foit January 22, 2014