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decrepid monkey fist 

The act of fapping to often which ultimately leads your hand into a deformed monkey fist shape
yo.. i was home alone all weekend... ANNNNND, now im left with this decrepid monkey fist
decrepid monkey fist by intheface December 8, 2009

decrepid man 

"She wanted to last night but 'the decrepid man' reared his ugly face again"
decrepid man by Greg Satin January 15, 2003

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Accelerated Decrepitude 

A process of abnormally rapid physical, mental and emotional decline associated with severe, unusually unstable environmental conditions.
Whazza matter with that dude? Isn't he a scientist? He looks like he's lost the will to live...
Oh, he's got Accelerated Decrepitude just like almost every other sane intelligent person around here; hopefully he'll recover after the Mueller Report is issued...
Accelerated Decrepitude by YAWA February 24, 2019

decrepit 

Damn yo, my wife is hella decrepit...
decrepit by Guy January 26, 2004

decrepify 

To somehow make an object, idea, or person decrepit.
Using flash photography will decrepify the artwork.