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Server Pussy 

What a newly divorced 40 something man screws. She is between the ages of 23-27, not super bright and works as a waitress or bartendar at the bar he frequents, because he has no real friends or social skills. He hits on her because 1) he thinks he's cool because someone 20 years younger is attracted to him (ie: his money) and 2) because she is the only female he sees on a regular basis. He can "stalk" her and she doesn't even know it because he is a permanant fixture at that bar.
Hey is that John's daughter?" "No..just the server pussy he's been tapping.
Server Pussy by crazybutnotdumb December 30, 2010
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Server Pussy 

The 23-27 yr old women who work as waitresses and bartenders that every 40 something, newly divorced man tries to screw at the local bar he hangs out at because he has no real social skills or friends. He tries to hook up with them because 1) he thinks he looks cool if a girl 20 years younger then him is interested in him (his money) 2) He is CONVINCED that he is hot and wants to prove it to the world and 3) she is the only women he sees on a frequent basis, because he is always at the same bar night after night. Eventually, she dumps him for a man younger then him and this man dies alone and wishes he had dated a woman his own age.
"That creepy old guy at the end of the bar is always here. He's trying to get himself some server pussy."

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"Hey, is that (______)'s daughter?" "No, its the server pussy he's been trying to tap since his divorce."
Server Pussy by askjoe422 October 27, 2010
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026