crapsaddle 

When you are giving someone a piggy back ride then they shit on you.

I was giving my kid a piggy back ride and they crapsaddled all down my back.

Tommy was on my shoulders at the carnival and suddenly he gave me a crapsaddle.

crapsaddle by JowWOWHOBO October 26, 2010

crandaddler 

A person who consistently blurts out comments about how fat or big they are, however it is obviou to the human eye that they are nowhere ner fat!

Don't be such a crandaddler! You are 15 years old and 90lbs!

crandaddler by macgandr215 December 10, 2009

clapsaddle 

Americanized form of German Klebsattel a nickname for a rider (on horseback)

He was a clapsaddle

clapsaddle by Soggy_Boots January 9, 2023