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Brian Scalabrine

A basketball player with undeniable determination and extremely hard work ethic. His jaw dropping shots and his marvelous intensity on the floor make him an asset to any NBA team. The rate at which Scalabrine glides across the floor is that of a thousand gazelles being chased by a lion. Scalabrine also has more championships than the "king" Lebron James.
Neil Armstrong was the first person to step on the moon, Brian Scalabrine was the first person to step on the sun.
Brian Scalabrine by Rickmanextreme October 19, 2010

brian scalibrine 

101% the G.O.A.T. Led the Boston Celtics to an NBA Title. Some say the leader was Kevin Garnett. Always there when you need him. Five NBA Finals MVPs in four appearances. First player to have a triple- triple. Three point specialist. Steph Curry before Steph Curry all around the greatest player of all time.
"Did you see the Celtics game last night?"
"Ya Brian Scalibrine went for another double triple!"

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016