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Docta Dick 

Docta Dick is an omega chad with a 12 inch dingaling. He spends most of his time saving bitches from broke ass niggas while also destroying them sexually with his thunderous cock. He's got a PHD in sexology, is also a professional gynecologist, and is always willing to help a bitch with pussy problems (not that there will be any problems while he is around). He currently holds the Guinness world record for fucking the most playboy playmates in a single day. He is the worlds greatest Smash Bros player and mains Pac-Man because only big dick people main Pac-Man. When he's not busy bare knuckle boxing professional fighters for fun, he enjoys reading the books of Mark Twain (first editions by the way) and smoking the finest and most expensive Cuban cigars (many of which were given to him by Fidel Castro). He is a connoisseur of films and doesn't watch anime because he feels anime is fucking gay. He has a homosexual Portuguese friend named Russ who is a mechanical humanoid. Russ is basically a retarded C-3PO on wheels but with skin and the world's largest dubbed anime collection (which mainly consists of many copies of Vampire Knight and Sword Art Online). Docta Dick is widely considered to be the "quintessential intellectual" by many of the great academics all over the world. He is determined to make the world a better place by destroying Zionism and purging Zionists from this great Earth because someone has to do it.
I wish Docta Dick would fuck my tight 18 year old pussy.
Cheap ass weed usually with a purchase price of twenty-five dollars for an eighth native to the Hudson river region.
Yo let's whip the Taurus down to the highrise, grab a dutch and cop some docta dre.
Docta Dre by kfunky69 November 17, 2009

docta sean 

the act of putting on a latex glove in a slapping manner in order to perform a cavity search on a female rectum.
Becky: I just got a docta sean today and it was really painful.

Kshanika: Really? Mine was very nice.
docta sean by waz up November 30, 2013

docta stairwell 

The process of pushing your pregnant girlfriend down a flight of stairs to end an unwanted pregnancy.
Darius took Shaniqua to see docta stairwell when she said he was her baby daddy.
docta stairwell by Smoov B September 3, 2005

docta green thumb 

"were'd u get all that pot!!!"
"docta green thumb grew it."
docta green thumb by alex king November 12, 2004

Docta Snipes

(n)
(synonyms) McSnipes.
a word that is used to describe a master sniper in first person shooter games. Usually a term used to describe oneself or another individual who displays an uncanny skill for getting head shots and sniper kills. The name McSnipes is commonly used for this same purpose and often put together into one word. Docta McSnipes although it does not sound as cool.
" Ayoooo headshot, I am Docta Snipes."
" the docta snipes is in and you are out."
" I got pwned by docta snipes."
Docta Snipes by docta mccsnipes January 13, 2010