Facebook Fly

Facebook Fly: n. a nosey person who lands on your wall, uninvited. Facebook Flies typically do not have a Facebook account themselves but the maggots are able to carry out their mission via the aid of a Facebook Judas. ©
Mom: I heard that you were drinking last night.
Sarah: (shocked) How do you know?!?
Mom: Your Great Aunt Sally told me.
Sarah: How does she know?!?
Mom: She saw it on your Cousin Sue's Facepage.
Sarah: I hate that old nosey Facebook Fly!
by 5ft9andfine October 01, 2010
mugGet the Facebook Flymug.

flying facebook

surfing facebook high, preferably on weed, but any other drug does the job
Man, don't remeber much from last night, but i must have been flying facebook cause i put up a crazy status and messaged my ex's
by D_rizzle12 October 13, 2011
mugGet the flying facebookmug.