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Facebook Fly

Facebook Fly: n. a nosey person who lands on your wall, uninvited. Facebook Flies typically do not have a Facebook account themselves but the maggots are able to carry out their mission via the aid of a Facebook Judas. ©
Mom: I heard that you were drinking last night.
Sarah: (shocked) How do you know?!?
Mom: Your Great Aunt Sally told me.
Sarah: How does she know?!?
Mom: She saw it on your Cousin Sue's Facepage.
Sarah: I hate that old nosey Facebook Fly!
Facebook Fly by 5ft9andfine October 1, 2010
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flying facebook 

surfing facebook high, preferably on weed, but any other drug does the job
Man, don't remeber much from last night, but i must have been flying facebook cause i put up a crazy status and messaged my ex's
flying facebook by D_rizzle12 October 13, 2011

Facebookly Active 

Spending a ridiculous amount of time on Facebook posting comments and using apps, so that you pop up on news feeds multiple times.
Cindy is so Facebookly active; I'm constantly seeing her on my News Feed.
Facebookly Active by grovecityfan January 19, 2009

facebookly 

in reference to or alike to facebook, most commonly used with the use of action.
thats very facebookly of you leah
facebookly by mr.gravybaby March 30, 2010

Facebookily 

An adverb used to describe knowing a person only through Facebook or other social platform.
I know several people Facebookily who have experienced the same thing you describe.
Facebookily by Onnastad November 26, 2020

facebookily 

to make something official on facebook, or to perform an action on facebook.
Zac: So did you actually marry Kevin?
Jessica: Well I did facebookily.
facebookily by dman1001 November 25, 2009

facebookaly 

Facebookaly: Adv
Of, relating to, caused by, or affected by facebook activities.
He is facebookaly dead. It means he doesn't do any facebook activities.
facebookaly by Bampara October 3, 2013