Washing theory 

No matter washing powder you use, the clothes will always smell the same.

Woody always smells nice. Frosty's mum always stinks.

Washing theory by Woody February 24, 2004

washing machine theory 

if you get stuck in a washing machine, your stepbro will come and you know the rest

washing machine theory

washing machine theory by Qwertyuiopasdfghjkllkjhgfdsapo December 18, 2020

washing machine theory 

A premise or hypothesis that nobody understands, yet it is complex or ridiculous enough that nobody is willing to admit that they don't understand.
Other things have been called washing machine theories, but a washing machine theory is just a catch-all. A way to sound like you know what you're talking about.

Sarah Palin's plan to save the economy? Obamacare? Why does everything sound like a washing machine theory?

washing machine theory by Gern B. Blanston April 17, 2011