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balljectory 

1.) One who throws an object at a mans nuts while trying to make a trajectoried path to give the man the most pain ever felt.

2.) When a douchebag that delibertly throws some object for no apparent reason at an unexpecting innocent man while trying to target their nutsac.
EXAMPLE 1:

Evan to Jared: Hey check out this baseball I have. I am going to hit J.R. square in the Nuts with it.

Jared to Evan: Dude he has got to be like 5 to 10 yards away.

Evan to Jared: Check this out. Hey J.R.!!!! Over Here!!!

J.R turning to face Evan and Jared: What? What do you want?

Evan throws baseball as hard as he can and hits J.R. square in the nuts from 8 yards.

J.R. falls to his knees in much pain while crying: Owe my sac!!!!

Jared to Evan: Dude the way you hit J.R. square in the nuts from 8 yards....that was a total balljectory moment.
balljectory by scroawesome22 October 12, 2010
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ballsectomy 

surgerical amputation of the testicles.
That old man had nut cancer and had to undergo a ballsectomy
ballsectomy by sendguy1099 October 11, 2006
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ballsectomy 

When you are so mad at your boyfriend that you have to cut his balls off.
I tied him to the bed and gave him a ballsectomy
ballsectomy by flowerboat March 10, 2017

ballectomy 

A medical procedure or surgery that involves the absolute deletion of both testicles from the animal. Typically used as a neutering job on household pets.
Yo dude, David's dog Yoyo just had a ballectomy done, he ain got no balls mo, HOSS.
ballectomy by Yoyo the Dog February 7, 2024

Ballectomy 

A medical procedure or surgery that involves the absolute deletion of both testicles from the animal. Typically used as a neutering job on household pets.
Damn his dog got a ballectomy! He ain't go no ballno mo' HOSS
Ballectomy by Yoyo the Dog February 9, 2024
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026