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zootholomy 

Russian origin.
First coined during the Spanish Inquisition

(zo-oth'-o-lo-my)
(n) The scientific name for a leaf that has been separated from a branch by unnatural forces. It is important to differentiate between natural and unnatural forces. If a hurricane blows leaves off branches, they remain leaves. If humans or animals pull a leaf off a tree, it becomes a zootholomy.

plural: zootholomie (zo-oth'-o-lo-mie)
Little Johnny hit the branch so hard, one leaf became a zootholomy.

After the pine died, the leaves began accumulating at the base of the tree.
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Another way of saying Bizotch, which is another way of saying Bitch. Zotch is less offensive form of Bizotch, and can be used in casual conversation.
Jessica : Hey you!
Me : Whaddup zotch, hows it goin?
Jessica : Pretty good..
Zotch by Virendar August 1, 2010
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A bad ass mother who don’t take no shit from nobody! Will never turn down a chance to party. He will also keep the party going for days
Tim- text- yo what up

Larry-text- nothing still at zooch’s
Tim-text - that bad ass mother that party started 3 days ago
Zooch by It’s not just a name September 8, 2018

Zoochosis 

Mental disorder which occurs in animals that are kept confined. The afflicted animals suffer from intense psychological stress and often exhibit a range of neurotic behaviors.
"Prolonged captivity leads to zoochosis."

"That elephant has been rocking back and forth in its cage all day. It seems to be suffering from zoochosis."

"That bear is biting itself due to zoochosis."
Zoochosis by muirne December 18, 2017

zoothanasia 

The action of a zoo putting down a perfectly healthy animal because they have become "surplus". Examples of this are Marius the Giraffe and the nine lion cubs a zoo in Sweden admitted to euthanizing. Usually a cowardly act put forth by zoos which probably shouldn't be allowed to run in the first place.
That zoo performs zoothanasia.
zoothanasia by scarypasta May 11, 2018
when marijuana is over used with a lot of liquor putting you into the comatose state. not being able to move.
jack: lol look at sam, he is just sitting there.

eric: how much did he smoke and drink?

jack: oh man hes zotched
zotched by zotched kid March 8, 2009
A person who forcefully eats out random, innocent people's butt hole against their own will.
Tim: "Be careful walking home man, I heard zoochers have been hiding around here at night."

Billy: "There's no way I'm letting a zooch get this ass. I heard Old man Jenkins got zooched in an alley last week."
Zooch by ZoochLover101 April 29, 2013