A person who forcefully eats out random, innocent people's butt hole against their own will.
Tim: "Be careful walking home man, I heard zoochers have been hiding around here at night."
Billy: "There's no way I'm letting a zooch get this ass. I heard Old man Jenkins got zooched in an alley last week."
the place between your chin and your shoulder. a good place for someone to lay their head.
We cuddled and she laid her head in my zooch.