Shock Top 

A Belgian Ale brewed to tasty perfection just like a BLUE MOON. This bier is also sometimes served with and ORANGE

I'm getting off work and grabbing me a cold SHOCK TOP.

Shock Top by UnWERTzacht October 21, 2008

Shock Top 

The act of biting or nibbleing on the tip of the penis at the point of climax.

This Girl was giving me a BJ and ended it with a refreshing Shock Top.

Shock Top by SS4trailrunner September 12, 2010

topless shock syndrome 

A syndrome where the victim is shocked at the sight of a non-sexually topless woman in public, especially when said occurrence isn't a part of the victim's daily schedule.

Female A: "I went out to Central Park topless today, since it is legal to go topless in New York. Apparently there were some victims of topless shock syndrome out there with their kids."
Female B: "Ah, lucky you."

topless shock syndrome by Slayerx1010 September 24, 2013

Shocktopus 

Interlocking your fingers (pinky-pointer) to form an eight fingered tenticle like sex torpedo. Moving your fingers with the grace of an octopus, you enter the vagina leaving the two remaining thumbs free to enter the ass or tickle the vaganus.

With a dick like skeletor, the shocktopus saved my marriage.

Shocktopus by Tyler S. Bryant February 3, 2012

Shocktop

When you're giving a girl head/top while also giving her the "shocker." Explicitly: performing fellatio while simultaneously fingering her vagina with 2 fingaz and her butthole with 1.

I wasn't really feeling him but then he gave some bombass shocktop.

Shocktop by b0ng_ripper February 21, 2018

ShockTop

A person who your suprised to learn is a Top

Dont sue me but, Sarah is such a ShockTop. Her and Sussan are such a funny couple. I love watching them kiss. Such a shock

ShockTop by sam4sam May 5, 2025