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chickenoid

A Portmanteau of "Chicken" and "Humanoid." Humanoid is a term defined as "having human form or characteristics" and is often used in Sci-Fi shows such as Star Trek. Chicken is, well, chicken... And the taste of X is often compared to that of the taste of Chicken: "Tastes like Chicken!" Thus a chickenoid is meat that "tastes like chicken," but comes from a completely different animal.

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Person A: Mmm, snake steak!

Person B: Eww...

Person A: What? Snake tastes like chicken!

Person B: Huh, I never knew snakes were chickenoids...

Person A: Wtf...?

Person B: It's called UrbanDictionary... Use it...

Person A: .......
chickenoid by Ryan3932 September 9, 2010
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Chickenfish 

noun
proper noun usage: Uncle Chickenfish
abbreviations: CF

1 a : yellow and red ferret toy that is beloved by kittens and cats.

2 a : protector of all foster kittens and cats that are being groomed for success in John's foster kitten room and viewed globally through the kitten cam.

2 b : named by kitten cam viewer Ingeborg.

3 also associated with the term: chickenfishtarian (one that is schooled in the ways of the Chickenfish).

4 the aura of the Chickenfish has swelled to such great proportions that is has inspired the following prayer:

Hail Chickenfish, full of stuffing,
the kittens are with thee;
Blessed art thou amongst the intertubes,
and blessed is the protector of thy Critter Room, John.
Holy Chickenfish, Guardian of Floofybutts,
watch over us with your reattached eyes,
now and at the hour of adoption.
Meow.
"Chickenfish sees all"

"Yuri just attacked Chickenfish"

chickened out

i was going to ask her for a date, but at the last minute i chickened out.
chickened out by shelaz March 2, 2008

Chickening

The act of throwing pieces of fried chicken at passers-by, houses, windows or cars.
The lads went out with a bargain bucket and went chickening down the main street.
Chickening by King Gink December 9, 2012

chickenometry

the branch of mathematics that deals with the relations between the sides and angles of plane or spherical poultry, and the calculations based on it.
I'm failing chickenometry this semester... I think I'm going to take basic agriculture over again next year.
chickenometry by Linguisticator November 25, 2011

over-chickening 

over producing of chickens
we never hear news reports dealing with over-chickening.
over-chickening by Makootz May 31, 2007

chickenlips 

A term used for someone with very thin/no lips, seeing as chickens have no lips.
"Look at that pair of chickenlips right there."
"Lipstick is no use, I've got chickenlips."