Turdburglar

-noun
1. A person who steals turds.

-verb (turdburgle)
1. The act of stealing one's turds

-noun
Man 1: Why does he go to the bathroom so much?
Man 2: I don't know, but I heard he is turdburglaring.

-verb
Man 1: Hey man, did you hear about the turdburgle incident?
Man 2: Yeah! It's all over the newspaper.
Man 1: I know, That guy should go to prison.

by The Grass is Green. September 08, 2010

Turdburglar

Turdburglar. A dog that steals another dog's turd and eats it. It could be a fresh turd or a stale turd.

Billy: Dixie pooped in the house this morning and Snoop ate it.
Kim: Snoop is such a Turdburglar.

by Deadpool89 October 27, 2019

Turdburglar

A person so sneaky they could steal a turd out of your toilet before you notice or flush.

I think that turdburglar Tanya has been using my vibrator again...

by Dr Harry Johnson September 20, 2012

Turdburglar

Someone who burgles turds (Someone being idiotic or someone who actually steals cow turd out of paddocks to peg at people)

Nicky; Jorja, don't be such a turdburglar!!!
Jorja; God... Frickin' idiot!!!

by So.Not.Emo May 16, 2006

Turdburglar

1. Often used to describe a man suffering from sexual confusions and of low intelligence.

2. A Unrightious Mother Fucker

Tom can be a real turdburglar

by DrMeanDudeMD October 08, 2006

turdburglar

1. an annoying person who rudely interrupts you while taking a dump by either knocking on the stall door or attempting to open it.

2. a derogatory term for any homosexual and/or asspirate.

1. "I was trying to drop a deuce at McDonald's when some turdburglar walked in a opened the door on me."

2. "Sebastian has been in so many assholes he should change his name to Tommy Turdburglar."

by Shockey86 January 28, 2005

turdburglar

one who walks in on you pooping in a public restroom

AHHH turd burglar

by stewart January 24, 2003