A
game with a very strict set of rules. It is ran by the Grand Master. Players must call him Grand Master. The
game is started with the customary tip-of-the-hat, and the customary shaloob. The
ball is then put in play by the Grand Master. Players
may "thwap", by slapping their thighs in the direction they wish to send the ball. Players
may not alter the direction of the thwapping. Players
may also "Zoom" by making eye-contact with another player, and pointing their elbow at the player or any other way of pointing or motioning to another player. Players cannot "thwap a thwap thwap", or Use a thwap three times in rapid succession, unless it is all done by one player, before anyone else has thwapped. This also goes for Zooming. If any type of
motion is used three times in a row, a Penance Point is given. Players must raise their hand and be called on by the Grand Master. All players must address each other with the Title of
Mr. or Ms. Players
may not use any pronouns. The breaking of any rules is rewarded with Penance points. The player with the most penance points at the end of the
game "wins" and must do a dare.
