philphuck

usualy a male who is extremly nasty. usualy ejaculates a full cup of male semen. and then tells the female to drink off thecup like she was reading a newpapers and drinking coffee in the morning.

dam philphuck made that b*tch drink that semen off the cup like it was water.

philphuck by pythong69 August 25, 2010

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philuck

noun. ca. 2005. the level of luck usually associated with those named Phil, Philip, or Phillip. In the same vein as “bad luck,” but on a worse scale (ex. rolling three ones in a row on a twenty sided die then sitting back down in your chair, breaking it, landing wrong and destroying your wedding band, and having your gonads catch the frozen ball of airline shit that just crashed through your roof).

Phil: *experiences a series of unfortunate events that proves The Many Worlds Interpretation*
Friend: You don’t have bad luck, you have philuck.

philuck by atlaz August 15, 2015

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philafuckibal

Adjective describing an extremely attractive female that you wish to copulate with(fuck), but at the idea of it happening gives you headaches.

Bro #1: Dude, that chick is so "philafuckibal"!!
Bro#2: she's what?!?
Bro #1: "philafuckibal", you know when they're so hot, and you really wanna smash, but it hurts just thinking about it.
Bro #2: *walks away*

philafuckibal by Blkjck_22 May 11, 2018