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cardaholic

A man who receives more Christmas or birthday cards is angrily labelled this by his jealous, childish wife.
Flared-nostrilled jealous, childish wife: "Someone's become a cardaholic!"
cardaholic by Gruzzo July 20, 2006

Cardaholic

A name given to the husband of a housewife thats pissed off by the fact that her husband got a birthday card from his son and grandson but she only got one from the husbands son. She will walk up the husband in the kitchen and yell to him; SOMEONE´S BECOME A CARDAHOLIC!!!!
MY DAD: Here dad, A card from me and a card from Alex. And a card from me for you Thurza.
THURZA(to Grandad Peter): SOMEONE´S BECOME A CARDAHOLIC!!!!

cardioholic

1. (n) Someone who is extremely addicted to cardiovascular exercise i.e. a compulsive runner.

2. (n) Someone living in a varrying climate who will run in any of it, every day.
I'm sure that guy running past my window is a cardioholic because just thinking about running in this cold is making my testicles shrink.
cardioholic by St0rk September 8, 2008

Capriholic 

Capriholic, also known as capri sun dependence, is a disabling addictive disorder. It is characterized by compulsive and uncontrolled consumption of capri suns despite its negative effects on the drinker's health, relationships, and social standing.
Ollie drank capri suns all night long he must be a capriholic
Capriholic by Pitt29 October 20, 2010

cardioholic

1. (n) Someone who is extremely addicted to cardiovascular exercise i.e. a compulsive runner.

2. (n) Someone living in a varrying climate who will run in any of it, every day.
I'm sure that guy running past my window is a cardioholic because just thinking about running in this cold is making me shiver.
cardioholic by St0rk July 25, 2006

candielicious

A girl possessing a sweet attitude and a candie-like sweetness. Usually refers to a girl named Candie.
Candie is so candielicious!
candielicious by TheRealCandie January 4, 2008