luis suarez

a uruguayan football player who used his hands to stop a goal in the World Cup quarterfinals against ghana. uruguay ended up winning the match on penalties. a hero to some, villain to others, but he's still top quality regardless of ethics. he plays his club football for ajax in holland.

Luis Suarez thought it was the 2010 World Cup for volleyball.

luis suarez by Bromina August 14, 2010

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Luis Suarez

An extremely rare animal cross breed of a Great White Shark, Rabbit and Vampire Overlord, who happens to play Football. It is advised that he be approached with extreme caution as he has been known to bite and racially abuse on lookers.

Commentator 1: "And Luis Suarez's goal has been disallowed due to his teeth being offside!"
Commentator 2: "He's not pleased! He's just bitten the ref's ear off!"

Luis Suarez by Collins965 July 16, 2014

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Luis Suarez

A Luis Suarez is a massively feared animal with buck teeth so sharp it could puncture a tyre with the tiniest of touchest. It will bite if approached.

Nerd: If you are not nice to me I will be a Luis Suarez.

Bully: Ok, take my money, I will be nice to you!

Luis Suarez by MrBen104 August 11, 2014

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

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