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Jango the BlueFox

A complete furfag compensating for the sad state of his life and his horribly wounded ego by submitting his idiotic fursona to every imaginable site and constantly begging for attention and free porn.
person1: why don't you have pants on?

Jango the BlueFox: hurr because I'm a complete fucktard durr can't you see why I don't have a real girlfriend?

person1: oh! yeah I can.
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Jango the BlueFox

Jango is a bluefox herm, and has no memory of hir life before hir early teens. Shi became a bounty hunter when shi was about 18 and has been one since then. Shi is also a very loving caring person and loves to flirt with people.

Jango is digitigrade and slightly on the chubby side. Shi has a normal fox fur pattern but blue and black fur, and hir long blue hair that matches the color of hir blue fur. Shi has a scar across hir right eye that shi got during her early years as a bounty hunter when shi was still very inexperienced and shi got slashed across the face by a knife when she got into combat with a bounty while trying to capture him. Shi usually wears a very loose-fitting blue long sleeve shirt that is just long enough to cover up hir cock, and shi doesn't wear bras or panties as shi finds them uncomfortable due to hir large attributes. all of hir bodily fluids are blue. Shi is currently in an open relationship with a female.
person1: why don't you have pants on?

Jango the BlueFox: because i have big attributes, can't you see them?

person1: oh! yeah i can.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026