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Chaotic Stupid 

in reference to a D&D character, extremely dumb and unintelligent. One can be classified as chaotic stupid if they do such things as taking a more complicated way to do things, or do something the party has told them not to, for no reason.
DM: "Okay guys, you enter into the room and there's a button in the middle of the room."
Player 1: "Okay. Don't press the button guys. It could be a trap. Let's just continue."
Player 2: "What colour is this button?"
Player 1: "Does that matter?"
DM: "It's bright red like the buzzers on Family Feud."
Player 2: "I can't resist it. I push the button."
Player 1: "Really? We got Mr. Chaotic Stupid over here don't we?"
Chaotic Stupid by UrbanSparkles October 28, 2020
Word of the Day on October 30, 2023
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Chaotic Stupid 

A character in Dungeons & Dragons games with a "Chaotic Evil" alignment, played poorly and to the detriment of the game, usually resulting in the deaths of the character and his allies.

(See also: Lawful Stupid)
Chaotic Stupid Player: I kill the girl.

DM: ...Why?

Chaotic Stupid Player: Because I'm evil.

DM: Okay, you murder the little girl in front of everyone to show how totally badass and evil you are. The militia charge you down and kill you.

Chaotic Stupid 

A D&D (or other similar system) character who uses their chaotic alignment (usually chaotic neutral) as an excuse to do whatever they want, even if it's obviously a lethally bad idea, will piss off the other players, is extremely out-of-character, or a combination of the three.
DM: You see a large corridor with a desk at the end.
Player 1: Whose desk is it?
DM: The nametag on the door behind you said "Planetar General".
Player 2: I shit on the desk.
Player 1: Dude no don't you'll get us killed.
DM: Are you sure you want to do that?
Player 2: My character is chaotic neutral, and as such would do this very stupid thing for the sole reason of causing chaos, regardless of consequences or how anyone else would react.
Player 1: More like Chaotic Stupid.
Chaotic Stupid by alternateolympus October 30, 2023

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026