statass

when you have your phone in your back pocket and accidentally make a facebook status/tweet with your ass.

Glory: "Chelsea what does your status mean?"
Chelsea: "I didn't update my status.."
Glory: Yeah you did, you said 'ebbggknws'
Chelsea; "oh no.. that was a statass."

statass by glory&Laryn&Ara&Chelsea August 11, 2010

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mushy shatass

When a person shits in thier wetsuit while paddleing a surfboard out to the line up

Peter gambled and lost, and thus has mushy shatass

mushy shatass by downtiggidy August 17, 2003

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Statastic

A statistically significantly statistic.

That was statastic!

Statastic by Christopherrrrrrrr June 27, 2009

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Shatass

Not to be confused with the derogative term, fatass, a shatass is someone who has eaten excessively to the point of immensely needing to shit.

Guy 1: Where we tryna eat?
Guy 2: I don’t know dude... I’m down for anything other than Mexican food.
Guy 1: What’s wrong with Mexican food?
Guy 2: Last time I ate a burrito, I nearly shat my brains out.
Guy 1: Haha, you’re such a shatass!

Shatass by JakeHasUD March 16, 2019