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when you have your phone in your back pocket and accidentally make a facebook status/tweet with your ass.
Glory: "Chelsea what does your status mean?"
Chelsea: "I didn't update my status.."
Glory: Yeah you did, you said 'ebbggknws'
Chelsea; "oh no.. that was a statass."
by glory&Laryn&Ara&Chelsea August 11, 2010
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