Cougersaurus
Greek for a Lincoln Park Trixie, past her prime who instead of playing with her boy toy devourers him instead.
Cougersaurus by Cougersaurus August 9, 2010
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Cougasaurus Rex
An older woman too dried out for the watering hole who rubs up on every man that walks into the bar. It is a natural predator. Anyone under the age of 30 should beware of its powerful prowess.
The Cougasaurus Rex is often seen grabbing the backsides of unsuspecting young men.
The Cougasaurus Rex is known for the 20 second hug with a neck kiss thrown in.
If you encounter a Cougasaurus Rex, proceed with extreme caution - take every measure to not put on your beer goggles or the Cougasaurus Rex will move in for the kill.
Alternate definition:
A senior citizen cougar - A woman over the age of 60 who visits dive bars on the prowl for strapping young lads.
Characteristic qualities include: grey hair, glasses, and smelly old lady perfume.
Be Aware: At any given point a Cougasaurus Rex may sneak up behind you and sink her claws into an innocent young buck.
The Cougasaurus Rex is often seen grabbing the backsides of unsuspecting young men.
The Cougasaurus Rex is known for the 20 second hug with a neck kiss thrown in.
If you encounter a Cougasaurus Rex, proceed with extreme caution - take every measure to not put on your beer goggles or the Cougasaurus Rex will move in for the kill.
Alternate definition:
A senior citizen cougar - A woman over the age of 60 who visits dive bars on the prowl for strapping young lads.
Characteristic qualities include: grey hair, glasses, and smelly old lady perfume.
Be Aware: At any given point a Cougasaurus Rex may sneak up behind you and sink her claws into an innocent young buck.
OMG, that Cougasaurus Rex is totally movin' in on Ted - should we save him?
Hey guys, do you think that Ted will hook up with the Cougasaurus Rex?
Yep, Ted totally hooked up with the Cougasaurus Rex - He should have left his beer goggles at home!
Cougasaurus Rex don’t care’!
Hey guys, do you think that Ted will hook up with the Cougasaurus Rex?
Yep, Ted totally hooked up with the Cougasaurus Rex - He should have left his beer goggles at home!
Cougasaurus Rex don’t care’!
Cougasaurus Rex by Erin & Ted September 4, 2011
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Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
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Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
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Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
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Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
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