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no spread 

no spread means that all bullets go straight to one point (also known as a hack)
John: omg u fucking hacker.. why u use no spread?
Hacker: so i dont have to aim down my sights!
no spread by Robbin237 August 8, 2010

No spread 

A way of preventing a person or group from spreading what you’ve said or done.

Can however be counteracted by a swiftRights” from the other person.
Person A: hahaha, Felix is a total sperg.
Person B: I’m gonna tell Felix you said that!
Person A: No spread!
Person B: darn it!
No spread by Bruh bruhton November 17, 2019

NNNNDIID NO NO NO! I ACCIDENTALLY SPREAD MISINFORMATION!

An expression of extreme regret or embarrassment after realizing that one has unintentionally shared false or misleading information. This phrase may be used humorously to indicate a person's chagrin or remorse for mistakenly passing on incorrect facts, rumors, or gossip.
Nigel: "Did you hear that Bill Gates is actually an alien from another planet?"
Billy: "What? No, that's just a ridiculous conspiracy theory. Where did you hear that?"
Nigel: "Oh no, I saw it on some random blog and shared it on Facebook. NNNNDIID NO NO NO! I ACCIDENTALLY SPREAD MISINFORMATION!"
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026