Shittrumpet

Gingers who date you and turn out to be gay after the worlds most awkward date.

"Dude, my ex turned out to be a total Shittrumpet."
"It's ok he wore those hideous pants anyway."

by Milk carton December 2, 2014

Shittrumpet

The act of ruining someone's day epically; raining on someone's parade,

John: That guy is such a shittrumpet!

Sue: Ugh, I KNOW. He always makes me feel like crap!

by R.N.S August 4, 2010