Scoad

Jizz monster that skeets all over everything. Can usually be found in old run down movie theaters cumming on their popcorn or in the diet coke of the guy next to him.

Frat Boy1: Bro why does my beer taste salty and bleachy.
Frat Boy 2: Bro some scoad must've snuck into the party.

Scoad by Halfinchpunisher December 20, 2018

scoad

Belly button lint

Girl: what's that in your belly button
Boy: oh that's just scoad from my shirt

scoad by I smell March 5, 2014

schadenboner

Taking really, REALLY immense delight in the misfortune of some loathesome person-like creature. Well beyond garden-variety schadenfreude, a case of schadenboner lasting beyond four hours means the tumescent owner must seek medical attention.

The final exposure of Dan Rather as a failshit partisan back in 2004 gave me a 3-hour schadenboner..at least.

schadenboner by Adroit January 24, 2011

scoady 

A person or object that is so ugly that brings tears to your eyes or contemplate suicide when looking in that direction

See that scoady lookin' broad at the bar? She's uglier than a mud fence

scoady by Jabroney07 November 30, 2014

Schadenforde 

Delighting in the undoing of Toronto's Mayor Rob Ford.

Video depicting Rob Ford smoking crack with Somali gangsters brings me a tremendous feeling of Schadenforde.

Schadenforde by Torontowithshame May 20, 2013

el scadero 

a huge, gigantic blunt

yo we just got that 8th son, lets roll up an el scadero

el scadero by billyp01 September 5, 2009

Scadoo 

To dance around and sing the "scadoo song" then jump and land into a 2d picture or object. This is usually done when people want to flee the police or when cute host-people want to follow there talking dogs into paintings for educational adventures.

Blue scadooed we can too! *dances obnoxiously and leaps headfirst into painting*

Scadoo by MammaMiaIamNikku January 19, 2009