Scoad

Jizz monster that skeets all over everything. Can usually be found in old run down movie theaters cumming on their popcorn or in the diet coke of the guy next to him.

Frat Boy1: Bro why does my beer taste salty and bleachy.
Frat Boy 2: Bro some scoad must've snuck into the party.

by Halfinchpunisher December 20, 2018

scoad

Belly button lint

Girl: what's that in your belly button
Boy: oh that's just scoad from my shirt

by I smell March 5, 2014