A mulch is an annoying human being whose presence is simply futile and irrelevant.
*intervenes conversation*

"ugh, go away you mulch"
by A.Tweirdrandomdefinitions November 10, 2019
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The exquisite pairing of cannibus and a shitty rolling tobacco- mixed and finely chopped, which is smoked through a waterpipe. The outcome generally includes mild euphoria and retardation. Generally referred to as a steak and potato dinner.
My god that clown took a huge mulch and is dancing in his boots.
by nanor the clown August 1, 2010
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Free coffee, total trash.

Mulch is type of coffee that is purchased from the same vendor that would provide paper products or mechanical supplies.

Mulch is often found burnt in a pot on a gas station warming plate, or percolating indefinitely at a 12 step meeting.
James is in the bathroom, his stomach is churning from all the mulch he drank this morning.
by DB0380 April 21, 2023
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To destroy or tear apart. Rip things up or make a mess of something. The opposite of cleaning.

Also can mean to fail or do poorly on something.
Wow Mary, you really mulched your bedroom.

Gosh you really mulched that test didn't you?
by Charles Carmichael12 February 15, 2011
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I'm thinking of shaving my Mulch but I like it hairy.
by K-Noodle November 11, 2009
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Hot Female, that is so hot you can't stop looking at her!!!
Jennifer Aniston, Mila Kunis, Emma Stone, and Many More Mulch
by Mulchologist69 September 25, 2013
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