Leprechaun

The African white Mmoatia which were captured by Krampus and sold to St. Nick as slaves. Once the Roman Empire emerged, the North Pole was conquered and the elves were freed. So grateful the elves felt indebted to the Romans and have ever since watched over and protected the Romans most valued object, Gold.

Leprechauns are famously known from Irish folklore but their origins are far more diverse.

Leprechaun by Fourveinte August 23, 2018

Leprechaun

A short and mad little ginger shet that shits on your property. Though they are strictly found in Ireland, they can also be found in Scotland. They roam around, shitting on whatever property that comes across their path.

"Damn it! those leprechauns just did a big shet on me boot!"
"Feck off, bloody leprechauns!"

Leprechaun by Good_Sir June 16, 2018

leprechaun

1. A mischievious little man, often clad in green, who moves your remote and steals your underwear in the dark of night.

2. A vertically challenged pedophile who tricks little children into eating his magically delicious "lucky charms." Some say he's not even human. They say that the clover on his hat is his source of power. There is no way to destory it except to match it's awesome might. This is why on St. Patrick's Day, some children nearly went mad pawing at the ground, searching for a four-leaf clover. I encourage you to do the same, for the leprechaun equinox is near... Lucky's power will be at a climax, and by daybreak the world will be his.

1. "What's wrong, Katie?"
"That leprechaun has stolen me lucky panties!"

2. "Catch me lucky charms, they're magically delicious!"

leprechaun by wysiwyg February 16, 2004

leprechaun

a leprechaun knows where the gold is at. who else has seen it? say yeah!

could be a 'crack head' who got hold of to (sic) the wrong stuff. leprechaun leprechaun

leprechaun by kingjim April 30, 2006

leprechaun

a little irish man who keeps a pot of gold under the rainbow and follows me around

A little irish fellow who brings good luck and tells me to burn things.

No little leprechaun, i will not burn down that house

leprechaun by bobby mcbob bob July 13, 2003

Leprechaun

A heterosexual male working in a predominately female profession who is convinced that he is more attractive than he really is because there is no competition. The resulting inflated self image produces a persecution complex wherein Leprechaun becomes convinced that female coworkers are lusting for him and believes that they are always after his Lucky Charms.

I tried to tell him his fly was open but he's such a Leprechaun he assumed I was hitting on him.

Leprechaun by Whiteroses January 25, 2009

leprechaun

To me it looks like a leprechaun to me, all you got to do is look up in the tree. Who all seen the leprechaun say yeaaaa!!

about the 'leprechaun'
Person 1: My theory is...its a shadow cast from the other limb...
Person 2: Could be a crackhead who got hold to the wrong stuff.

leprechaun by trojanfever May 23, 2006