Delarpify 

Formallly spelled deLARPify: the process of slowly (or again - see larpified - quickly if you're really good) de-mindfucking a person so they no longer believe they are vampires, elves, ents or other ungothly creatures.

PC and Console 'shootahs' make a fine instrument to kick the elf out of someone's disturbed psyche.

You bit her neck and actually *drank* some drops of blood? Man, you need to delarpify ASAP!

Delarpify by Smoking Windmills July 19, 2010

decrapify 

to remove crap or unnecessary items from something i.e. pre-installed software on a new computer

I spent half my weekend trying to decrapify my brand new PC!

decrapify by JTH213 December 28, 2007

Denardify 

verb: To remove a person's nards summarily.

When successful, results in denardification.

"Dang, you keep that up and she's gonna denardify you."

"Whatchu mean?"

"I mean, she's going to snatch off your nard-sack like a paper towel."

Denardify by Spankzilla March 17, 2008

declarify 

declarify (de klair if eye) VERB. To explain something so badly that it becomes meaningless.

Bushtard keeps trying to declarify his reason for going to war in Iraq. First it was to be a wartime president, then it was revenge for 9/11, then he wanted their weapons of mass destruction, then he had to get Saddam. Next he had to spread democracy, after that, it was to liberate the Iraqis and finally he's claiming the Democrats forced him to go to war.

declarify by Maxhole June 19, 2009

Delazify

Prying one's fat ass off the couch to get shit done. Ending (temporarily or permanently) one's sedentary lifestyle & actually doing shit.

Dude, delazify your ass & clean this shit hole up!

Delazify by Nasty Basty February 23, 2012

delameify

To emphatically remove the lameness out of a situation.

To take the lameness out of a situation by injecting

awesomeness to improve the outcome.

Tonight sucks, we need to delameify it.

I delameify my boyfriend by adding beer.

delameify by Tamris July 4, 2012

decrapify 

to decipher, make sense of, or explain the truth behind any statement or explanation which has been blown out of proportion to the extent of being B.S.

When Bob told me all about the hot girls at his birthday party, Jesse had to decrapify the fact that they were Bob's cousins.

decrapify by Captain Phantasm February 26, 2013