Doting 

When someone pays a lot of attention to their boyfriend/girlfriend, cares for them, is kinda clingy towards them, and just in general loves them a lot.

Tim is definitely doting on Katelynn.

Doting by Not-so-tiny-tim July 14, 2010

Doting 

Not coming through with the homies

When 5 homies go to the mall and 4 guys copped team sweatpants, the last person is doting

Doting by AYJamal January 27, 2015

Doting SIMP 

Pretty much any guy with the name Morgan.

Morgan simps his way through life. He is such a doting simp it’s embarrassing.

Doting SIMP by Morgan. August 7, 2021

Ghetto Doting 

When you just on that bandwagon cause it's the flave of the season. It's going to degrade anyway, but it's still pretty bangin'.

Yea, Ill prob just ghetto doting my stuff w/ tascam 414 and my tape deck.

Ghetto Doting by Jack Parsnips January 16, 2017

doing a leah

Doing a friend while your wife is expecting your child.

Can you believe he was Doing a Leah on his wife! What a low life.

doing a leah by Adams Red Ass May 25, 2016

Doing a Morrison 

A range of tactics for dodging your responsibilities, including (but not limited to): going missing when the going gets tough; passing the buck; and talking your way out of a tight spot with an empty promise.

Australian slang. Inspired by Australia’s 30th Prime Minister Scott Morrison.

(NOTE: ‘Doing a Morrison’ is not to be confused with ‘Getting Morrisoned’, which usually involves you losing either your pre-selection (see Michael Towke), your job (see Christine Holgate), or your credit for a job well done (see nearly everyone else).)

Crew member 1: “The ship’s taking on water. We’re sinking. Where the bloody hell’s the captain?”
Crew member 2: “Oh, he’s already done a Morrison and racked off in a lifeboat.”

Barry: “How did you get your creditors off your back.”
Bruce: “Too easy. I told them the, ah, cheque was in the mail. Did a total Morrison.”

Delia: “Did you eat the last Tim Tam?”
Nev (wiping chocolate from his lips): “No. It must have been… the other guy.”
Delia: “What other guy? You’re doing a Morrison, aren’t you?”

“Yeah mate, it was piss easy, I just did a Morrison. Promised I’d always love her and she believed it and gave me the money.”

Doing a Morrison by M_TURNBULL October 9, 2021

Dating Dictator 

An individual who cannot get their own dating in order, so instead they attempt to dictate to others who, if, how and why those others date in order to feel relevant.

A dating Dictator often tends to sit on dating related videos on YouTube, attempting to dictate to people they will never meet how to date..

"you should be a man and ask out this person, take her here, buy her this specific gift, and buy her dinner" - dating dictator

Dating Dictator by Based Fiend July 4, 2022