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backseatsman 

1. Queer old gentlemen from the 1950s who sit in your backseat for a living. They will certainly die if they are separated from the backseat. If you work for The Car Service and a backseatsman appears, you can never pick up anyone else again (unless he is asleep or has Downs Syndrome). They are also lacking severely in yo-yo skills.

2. See also: The Lonely Island.
1. "You work for The Car Service! There'll always be another fare!" exclaimed the backseatsman.

2. "I'm a BACKSEATSMAN! This is what I do!"
backseatsman by Charliiiiie May 30, 2006
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Backseatsman 

A person (usually a male) that appears magically in the backseat of your car while you're driving. They aren't very popular today, but were very popular back in the 50's. Very few these days have encountered a Backseatsman, but those who have will never forget their experience.
Driver: Hey! How did you get in here?!

Backseatsman: I don't really know how i got in here... but here i am. And here we are. :D
Backseatsman by Autumn-Hope August 21, 2010
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Backseatsman 

A creature who thrives in backseats of things, especially cars. He can get along just fine on the back of a bike, though.

A creature made up by The Lonely Island
Driver: There's something living in the backseat of my car!!

Passenger: It's just a backseatsman...
Backseatsman by CapnNorric July 13, 2010
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026