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if something exists you can find it or a fake of it on the internet

there is no exception to this rule
dan: "dude someone was selling Mark Hoppus' penis on Ebay"

reply " rule 44"
rule 44 by mikea.c. December 22, 2008
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If something exist, then someone has kinned it.
Person A: oh man, a Thomas the train engine kin blog just followed me.
Person B: eh rule 44 man, just block 'em.
Rule 44 by lolliepops_rox May 16, 2018

Rule 444 

Girls dont poop.
Guy 1-"Yo man she's been in the bathroom for hours, shes gotta be droppin a load"

Guy 2-"nah man, rule 444, girls dont poop."
Rule 444 by Elmo Roosterwein April 27, 2009

Rule 444-P 

this rule states that no man should ever know when a girl is on the rag. (similar to the rule 444, girls dont poop). this rule implies that periods are not real and are lies. (guys dont like to think about them therefor we do not ever EVER).
girl- i cant have sex tonight

dude- why not baby

girl (acting as if we have heard or should know this befor hand)- im on my period

dude (now knowing that smell wasent a nasty fart and having self realization that she has blood and stink comming from her baby hole)- AHHHHH respect rule 444-p

Girl- huh

dude (mentally vomiting now knowing that he has the girl out of all of them that dose this)- guys dont know untill you tell.
Rule 444-P by fxguy May 18, 2010
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026