Closet Cunt 

1. Noun
-A girl/woman who is falsely kind, yet is secretly a total bitch. Someone who you are probably obligated in some way to maintain a friendly relationship with but actually despise.

2. Verb
-To lock a cunt in a closet.

1. That girl I work with is a total closet cunt. She likes to act friendly but does things to make my life hell.

2. I found a cunt and locked that bitch in a closet.

Closet Cunt by mother.goose July 10, 2010

Closet Cunt 

A person (of any sex/gender) who seems like a fun, outgoing, socially acceptable person when in a group situation and with acquaintances. However when you get to know this person it becomes clear they are an insufferable cunt.

I know Janet's husband seems like a fun dude at company parties but when you get to know him you see he's a real CLOSET CUNT.

Closet Cunt by Redh00d4 November 11, 2019