face pirate 

When your recieving head and you pull out squirt it on her face only hitting one eye. It burns bad and she closes the eye and says arrrrrggggg making a pirates face.

My wife went out for holloween with a face pirate.

face pirate by mark snider February 13, 2004

face pirate 

A degrading sexual maneuver in which the man screams "ArRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRG" in a pirate voice, then promptly ejaculates in their partner's eye. This is a common alternative for pirate enthusiasts to deviate from the standard swashbuckler finisher.

Deborah was being a real bitch last night, so i gave her a face pirate.

face pirate by all-nite-freak August 1, 2007

pirate face

Strange facial contortions intended to look tough.

Pirate face is contagious. It may include such symptoms as a sneering upper lip, raised eyebrow, sour grapes mouth, or constipation eyes.

The rapper Pitbull has a bad case of pirate face.

pirate face by cathexis July 24, 2011

Pirate face

The art of cumming in the face of a female, and getting her in the eye. She then closes it and yells "arrgh". If you get her especially well, she may need an eye-patch.

Bill Clinton: "I did not have pirate face relations with that woman." -Reuters

Pirate face by Gregness November 12, 2007

pirate face

A person that is at a very high level of intoxication to the point of needing to close one eye to avoid double vision.

The pirate portion is in reference to a carefree demeanor, strong alcohol breath, and the use of only one eye as if they were wearing an eye patch.

I coined this term after meeting an individual in A.A. and discussing my use of one eye to be able to see while drunk. He mentioned that he always had an eyepatch hanging from his rear view mirror for just such an occasion!

I can't believe Frankie actually beat guts with that beezy that was rockin the pirate face.

pirate face by sickbeats June 2, 2007