magicfingers feldman 

A guitar player that mesmerizes the audience into a trance, some may think that their beer was laced.

That magicfingers feldman had me trippin balls on that lead.

magicfingers feldman by GR8BENWA October 9, 2008

John Feldmann 

A really awesome guy. if you don't know who he his, don't talk to me.

Person 1: "John Feldmann is my idol!"
Person 2: "dude same"

John Feldmann by just another hopeless fangirl December 8, 2014

Morton Feldman 

Like, the easiest to play composer with all the easiest songs, except John Cage's 4'33". His music is so creepy but it is perfect for horror movies.

Devil: What should we play in hell?
Satan: Let's play some Morton Feldman. It scares the shit out of me.

Morton Feldman by 116584 January 3, 2017

Setting the Feldman 

Being adequate, satisfactory or normal in any characteristic, circumstance or scenario. The only exception is for good looks, for which the Feldman sets the highest standard, almost unachievable by regular human beings.

In law, the standard of the Reasonably Prudent Feldman has replaced the now outdated Negligence standard.

I got a C on my test today; my professor said I really set the Feldman on it.

I came in 5th out of 10 bowlers in my tournament, and took home the Feldman award.

I've got a decent job, a mid-sized suburban home, a wife and 2.5 kids - I'm really setting the Feldman right now.

Wow, things really got out of hand there for a while! But things are finally starting to return to Feldman again....

DID YOU SEE THAT GIRL AT THE BAR?! There' s no way I even have a chance with her...she totally sets the Feldman!

Setting the Feldman by Lil' Rank November 5, 2011

Feldman frotteurism 

A specialised form of frotteurism which is performed in art galleries during a busy exhibition. The Feldman frotteur will then scrape his secretions from his y-fronts and add them to his paints. Usually done by aging yellow-haired ex-hippies.

So why were you put on the sex offenders' register?

I was caught committing Feldman frotteurism.

Feldman frotteurism by Colin Cummerbund September 21, 2006

Ben feldman 

Ben Feldman is a very attractive actor that played Jonah Simms in the American sitcom Superstore.

Ben Feldman is hot.

Ben feldman by hkjdfhkjfhskjfhksjhfkshf September 6, 2021

Feldman Equation 

A complex formula for determining the optimum level of window-opening required in an office.

x = (3.4 I/T) + (D/3) / WY

x = amount of window-opening required
I = irritation caused to colleagues by window-opening, measured in furyons
D = thickness of denim jacket worn by the window-opener, measured in Status Quos
W = daily amount of non-window-opening work done by window-opener
Y = yellowness of hair of window opener

As W always equals 0 the solution to the equation is always infinity.

Newton: That's what I hate most about Felders. Opening windows willy-nilly.

Hovis: Its not as random as it appears. He can't embark on his window-opening tours without first solving the Feldman Equation.

Feldman Equation by Unnatural England June 29, 2009