chowder riffle 

a cock,dick. or penis

I have a big chowder riffle.

chowder riffle by GAGT2 June 22, 2010

chowder rifle 

The fleshy extremity that excretes body temperature (possibly hotter) microscopic babies at a high rate of fire.

“Girl, you tryna catch this chowder rifle?”

chowder rifle by Backdoor Cyrus June 1, 2019

pump-action New England clam chowder rifle 

A cock.

I pulled down my pants, whipped out my pump-action New England clam chowder rifle, hammered away at Stephanie, and blasted a load of little sailors into her sea of love.

pump-action New England clam chowder rifle by pentozali December 27, 2011

Chowder Rifle 

The spongy tissue that becomes rock solid when filled with blood that resembles a purple mushroom cap on a stick or Darth Vader's helmet that is capable of spraying hot chowder at speeds up to 28mph.

Bro, you should have seen the damage I did with my Chowder Rifle last night. I'm pretty sure Sharon's eyes are still pink.

Chowder Rifle by Backdoor Bino June 3, 2019