jocko

to move hand over taint and lower tescicle area and apply or administer to a unsuspecting persons beverage, perfurably the lip area.

mikes being a total ass hole tonight so i jocko'ed his budwiser, watch him take a drink

by stoph December 06, 2003

Jocko

The funniest nicest and most loving person ever

Jocko is the best

by Awesome boiiiiii March 04, 2022

Jocko

When you rub & scratch your sweaty, musky nutsack & then smear your hand around the rim of someones drink.

He was talking shit so when he wasn't looking I jocko'd his beer.

by Doyle February 11, 2004

jocko homo

A kickass song by Devo. Not as well known as Devo's biggest hit, Whip It.

Are we not men?
We are Devo!
Are we not men?
D-E-V-O!

by revo January 30, 2005

sloppy jocko

A woman who enjoys the taste of large amounts of man juice in and around her oral region, many times a day!

Last night the sloppy jocko pleased the whole crew!

by bam nutz April 19, 2009

jocko homo

a straight jock who is so straight and so jock-like that he's obviously a neandertal and/or gay. Almost always from the suburbs.(Thus it is practically a synonym for "male suburbanite")

Yo, look who's cruising down the main drag in their white Jeep on a Friday night lookin' to get some- it's species jocko homo!

by roger January 29, 2004

Jocko taco

The best taco in the world. I love you summer

Wifes pussy is the Jocko taco. What's for dinner?.......Jocko tacos?

by Useless ex husband June 26, 2023