Jocko 

The funniest nicest and most loving person ever

Jocko is the best

Jocko by Awesome boiiiiii March 4, 2022

Jocko 

When you rub & scratch your sweaty, musky nutsack & then smear your hand around the rim of someones drink.

He was talking shit so when he wasn't looking I jocko'd his beer.

Jocko by Doyle February 11, 2004

jocko 

to move hand over taint and lower tescicle area and apply or administer to a unsuspecting persons beverage, perfurably the lip area.

mikes being a total ass hole tonight so i jocko'ed his budwiser, watch him take a drink

jocko by stoph December 6, 2003

Jocko 

The word "Jocko" was commonly used on the London, Midland and Scottish Railway to refer to their 3F 0-6-0T shunting engines. A more common term used for them is "Jinty".

"Oi, you're taking the Jocko out today."

Jocko by mauretanialusitania December 26, 2023

jocko homo 

A kickass song by Devo. Not as well known as Devo's biggest hit, Whip It.

Are we not men?
We are Devo!
Are we not men?
D-E-V-O!

jocko homo by revo January 30, 2005

jocko homo 

a straight jock who is so straight and so jock-like that he's obviously a neandertal and/or gay. Almost always from the suburbs.(Thus it is practically a synonym for "male suburbanite")

Yo, look who's cruising down the main drag in their white Jeep on a Friday night lookin' to get some- it's species jocko homo!

jocko homo by roger January 29, 2004

Jocko taco 

The best taco in the world. I love you summer

Wifes pussy is the Jocko taco. What's for dinner?.......Jocko tacos?

Jocko taco by Useless ex husband June 26, 2023