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A metaphor commonly used to symbolize an obese ape-like creature/unknown being by ridiculing his fatty childhood.

(Instead of saying, "Dude, that kid spend his lunch money on Twinkies in the 2nd grade all the way to freshman year college." Just say Jockoly.)
Tom: Dude, see that kid?
Shawn: Maybe if I wasn't so stoned.
Tom: He's such a jockoly.
Shawn: So, he has his own orbit?
Tom: Yeah.
Shawn: Let's bounce and go watch The Jeffersons like all the cool people.
Tom: Those foo's movin' on up to da east side!
Shawn" Fo' sho, my homie G.
Jockoly by Farhanzam June 26, 2009
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A very handsome and, or muscular man. Usually a well-rounded individual, used mainly in America.
Look at that guy! He is such a Jockly!
Jockly by Steven The Iceman October 24, 2006
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jockolate 

A sweet and delicious piece of man that you'd take in a second if given the opportunity (as in the same reaction many people would have when offered chocolate); the male is often athletic and in high school (hence the "jock" part)

Can also be referred to as "hot jockolate" if greater emphasis is needed on the attractive aspect of the male.
"Forget Godiva, I'll take some of that jockolate over there any day!"
jockolate by aduck! September 7, 2009
Used to describe someone extremely good looking and or buff. When a person has extraordinarily good looks.
Hey did you hear about the new kid, I heard he's a real Jockly.
Jockly by Asher aka Jockly January 3, 2008
A freakish monsterous ferocious wild beast. A piece of garbage and a waste of space in human society.
Did you ever know that your a jockly? You can scare people with the jocklyness of yours.
Jockly by Isketcher March 26, 2008

jocolyne 

Jocolyne... pure bangin'.

A mad Netflix junkie without the chill. Lives for the sesh, on point banter.

General all rounder
"Here mate, you see that lassie over there. Aye her she's a keeper ... she's such a jocolyne"
jocolyne by Marley420_pineapple March 20, 2017
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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