Driver's Tan

When one arm/side of your body is noticeably tanner than the other due to more exposure to the sun on that side while driving.

On my commute to work, my left arm is always in the bright sun while my right arm never feels its rays! I'm really starting to get a bad Driver's Tan.

Driver's Tan by annie.f June 9, 2010

taxi driver's tan 

When one drives a vehicle a lot with the window rolled down and thier arm resting on the edge of the door where the window is rolled down - that arm receives a lot more exposure to the sunlight than the other arm, resulting in that arm being more tanned than the other.
Because the occupation of a taxi driver requires a lot of driving, sometimes they get the "taxi driver's tan" effect.

Bob: Hey look at John in his tank top.

Joe: Wow, look at his arms, he sure has a taxi driver's tan.

taxi driver's tan by Big Don February 20, 2004

Taxi driver's tan 

1) A sun tan that extends to the elbow of one arm (the offside arm), frequently displayed by taxi drivers who nonchalantly steer one handed with the other grabbing the roof, while looking in the mirror to gauge the reactions of their passenger to their reactionary opinions.

2) A tanned appearance of one finger, the result of a catastophic failure in the integrity of the toilet paper when wiping the anus.

"Sod this hotel, the water's off, the bog roll's damp and I've got a taxi driver's tan"

Taxi driver's tan by enile May 28, 2007

taxi driver's tan 

A term used when the finger breaks through the toilet roll during wiping, causing the finger to be coated in faeces. Derived from the way taxi drivers put their arm out the window and hold on to the roof with their fingers, therefore getting a tan on their fingers. See also: 'Breaching the hull'

I was wiping my arse this morning, but I breached the hull and got a taxi driver's tan.

taxi driver's tan by Tom Scott February 18, 2004

Truck drivers Tango

A bottle of piss

Did you see that bottle of truck drivers Tango on the motorway verge?

Truck drivers Tango by Late night Trucker November 12, 2025

Stand-up Drive-through 

Nickname for the Walgreen’s drive-through because the techs that work there are always tired but wired, look pathetically stressed out and are neurotic.

Let’s have a drink then head for the Stand-up Drive-through to get our pills.

Stand-up Drive-through by Dr Bunnygirl August 24, 2019

Stanfordam Drive 

Sams house.. Ong

Get the Stanfordam drive Mug

Stanfordam Drive by Deadliestdave11 May 2, 2024