falkiner

a tribe of people, indigenous to Australasia. Creative geniuses, extensive travellers and have the tendency to be great friends with liquor at any venue. They have the capacity to make friends and get arrested in any city in the world.

Man that was such a ingenious piece of literature, such a falkiner!

Had such a falkiner last night!

Seriously, your argument isnt event close to a falkiner.

falkiner by reniklaf May 22, 2010

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faulkiner

a very fat ass that looks like miss puff from Sponge bob but very nice sometimes and smells good and she loves math and she loves flirting with guys

faulkiner loves to be loving.

faulkiner by bob currly March 23, 2017

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falkiner • Falkner • falkoner • faulkiner • Jared Falkner

Falkner

Pale, tatted up, funny guy who likes big boobs and porn! He likes to slide down poles.....he's a firefighter! and he likes to get drunk n try to hump girls on the beach and throw them in the water, even if they dont wanna go. He has an enormous package, so i heard....but that also leads to a huge (mooseknuckle), but he's ok with that. He gets excited easily by things like tootsie pops, hersheys kisses, and camel toes. But if u really get to know him he can be a real kevin!! I am glad i met this falker cuz he's actually pretty cool!! But his moose knuckle distracts me...lol

1. Omg! Look at that guy on the beach humping that BIG Girl, Looks like he's pullin a Falkner!!

2. Man look at that dudes package, He's Packin a Falkner!

3. I know he is gonna get me back, because he's falkner! LoL

Falkner by HAHAHAHA J/k April 6, 2010

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Jared Falkner

A stupid ginger who only tells racist jokes and like a girl named amy

You look like Jared falkner

Jared Falkner by JoeMason April 28, 2017

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falkoner

a person who breeds and trains hawks/falcons and/or follows the sport of falconry
He/She has been a falconer his/her entire life

idk ypu are a bit fucking stupidddddddd
and this is the words being defined
Falkoner

falkoner by pikpenisdildomand August 14, 2017

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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