A phrase to describe defecation or what precedes defecation that may be painful or uncomfortable.
"I just took a massive shit, it was a falkin."
"Oh sorry to hear that brother!"

"brb I need to take a shit, it's a falkin"
"good luck!"
by Themorderer December 24, 2021
Get the It's a falkin mug.
a tribe of people, indigenous to Australasia. Creative geniuses, extensive travellers and have the tendency to be great friends with liquor at any venue. They have the capacity to make friends and get arrested in any city in the world.
Man that was such a ingenious piece of literature, such a falkiner!

Had such a falkiner last night!

Seriously, your argument isnt event close to a falkiner.
by reniklaf May 22, 2010
Get the falkiner mug.