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crack weed 

An urban legend. Dealers always tell stories to sell their crappy weed.
silly drug user:"I've got that famous crack weed today. It was also dipped into LSD and alloyed with radioactive opium!"
intelligent drug user:"Do you really believe your dealer's stories? *rofl*
crack weed by MetalWarrior April 15, 2006

crack weed 

Slang term for an expensive and particularly potent strain of marijuana sold in Upper-Manhattan which alludes to the fact that regular smokers of it will soon find that they're unable to achieve a satisfying high from other, less-potent varieties.
The strain is also called "pepperhead" (for its distinct pepper-like aroma) or "the haze" (for its frosted appearence).
Man, that haze is the crack weed; I can't even get off swag any more!
crack weed by ckrespo May 20, 2006

Crack Weed 

JWH-018 that shit gets u fucked up like the first time you smoked.
Remember that first time u JWHed, thats the crack weed.
Crack Weed by PDX-Broadway May 15, 2010

Crackweed 

slang

1. An herb that made a certain Jamaican fellow I dated lotss of money....but eventually got him 9 felonies.

2. A stong substance that makes you a bit off your rocker.
1. He imports his crackweed from Northern California.

2. You think 50 cent is hot??? Have you been smoking crackweed?
Crackweed by Erica, @1979 October 15, 2004

Johnny Crackseed 

Similar to Johnny Appleseed, he's like a crack fairy who comes and plants the seeds of crack epidemics in urban areas. Usually the first guy to infest an area with crack.
Guy 1 - What it do, we gotta go and get some fancy crack rocks...
Guy 2 - Bumbaclaat Skyline! Get dem rocks from Johnny Crackseed.
Guy 1 - Wanna fire that crack up?
Guy 2 - no, I don't smoke.
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Cracker 1 - Look at this neighborhood, it's fucked beyond belief. I mean, shit doggy dongles, I used to play hop-scotch right there in that park and now it's full of crackheads and cheap, hay-penny whores!!!
Cracker 2 - Well yeah, hell fuck, you can blame Johnny Crackseed....
Cracker 1 - Who the fuck is that?
Cracker 2 - That guy {{points to big badass Pablo Escobar looking guy leaning up against his 83' Lac.}}
Cracker 1 - Who got that??!?
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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