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jacksauce 

1. Byproduct of male masturbation
2. Semen
How the fuck did I get jacksauce in my hair?!
jacksauce by berserker256 May 16, 2003
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jokesauce 

A pussy ass bitch that talks a lot of shit and never backs it up.
yo man why dont you man up instead of being a jokesauce all the time.
jokesauce by megamega12 February 5, 2010

jerksauce 

Semen produced from pleasuring ones self.
Dumbass(at the drive thru): "I'll have the Chicken McNuggets and a Coke."
Smartass: "Want fries with that?"
Dumbass: "Yeah, throw in some dipping sauce too."
Smartass: "We have a new flavor called Jamacian jerksauce. Do you want to try some?"
Dumbass: "Sure."
Smartass: "Your order will be ready in just a few minutes."
jerksauce by PeeBee October 17, 2005
anything soft, weak, easily broken, a waste of talent, or any general uselesness that one can relate to humanity.
I think that guy just made out with the dude next to him, thats total joshsauce.
joshsauce by street178 May 21, 2009

JoeSauce effect 

When you make food and you think it tastes better than it actually does because you put time into it
Friend 1: “Do you like this food? I spent all day making it!”
Friend 2: “Nah it’s trash. You just like it because of the JoeSauce Effect”
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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