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Obamnesty 

The result of hundreds of thousands, if not millions of illegal Mexican migrants hedging their bets on full amnesty in the Promised Land of the United States under the rule of The Obamessiah.
With so many illegal Mexicans already in the country, Obamnesty will ensure they remain to add to the coffers of Democrat votes, while permitting an even greater invasion from the toilet to the south.
The abominable amalgamation of Barack Obama and Mitt Romney

This Frankenstein-creature was created to emphasize, no matter who you vote for in November for U.S. president... you're going to get the same damn result.

Obamney was born from the churning fires of stagnancy, to show Americans that the only government they need to vote for is one that does everything to keep the status-quo and do nothing to change Foreign policy, economic policies, the taxing system, unconstitutional laws, corruption, and education reform

To throw off suspicion though, they will change Health Care...
Enlightened American: God damn, I can't believe Ron Paul's chances have vanished already, it's only 4 months before election.. guess we're fucked since Obamney is the only option left... hurray to another 4 years of bad government
Obamney by DrInformed July 22, 2012
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The combination of Obama and Romney. Generally used if one does not know who to vote for because they are both the wrong choice for America.
Joe: Who are you voting for in the election?

Schmoe: Ehhh.. I think I'm going Obamney.
Obamney by laxlife23 November 8, 2012
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026