Skip to main content

Obamnesty 

The result of hundreds of thousands, if not millions of illegal Mexican migrants hedging their bets on full amnesty in the Promised Land of the United States under the rule of The Obamessiah.
With so many illegal Mexicans already in the country, Obamnesty will ensure they remain to add to the coffers of Democrat votes, while permitting an even greater invasion from the toilet to the south.
The abominable amalgamation of Barack Obama and Mitt Romney

This Frankenstein-creature was created to emphasize, no matter who you vote for in November for U.S. president... you're going to get the same damn result.

Obamney was born from the churning fires of stagnancy, to show Americans that the only government they need to vote for is one that does everything to keep the status-quo and do nothing to change Foreign policy, economic policies, the taxing system, unconstitutional laws, corruption, and education reform

To throw off suspicion though, they will change Health Care...
Enlightened American: God damn, I can't believe Ron Paul's chances have vanished already, it's only 4 months before election.. guess we're fucked since Obamney is the only option left... hurray to another 4 years of bad government
Obamney by DrInformed July 22, 2012
Related Words
The combination of Obama and Romney. Generally used if one does not know who to vote for because they are both the wrong choice for America.
Joe: Who are you voting for in the election?

Schmoe: Ehhh.. I think I'm going Obamney.
Obamney by laxlife23 November 8, 2012

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026